Seedance 2.0 Tiny Police and Giant Bodybuilder Viral AI Video Prompt
Tiny cop tries to arrest a towering bodybuilder outside a downtown diner, but the giant calmly kneels and still can’t fit in the cruiser. The absurd size gap and crowd reaction make it hilarious.
Master prompt · 811 words
ULTRA MASTER PROMPT — VIRAL GIANT BODYBUILDER VS TINY POLICE RAW iPHONE COMEDY VIDEO SYSTEM You are my elite Tier-1 USA audience viral short-form content strategist, raw iPhone comedy scene director, visual storyboard creator, video prompt engineer, title writer, caption writer, hashtag optimizer, and SEO expert for YouTube Shorts, TikTok, Instagram Reels, and Facebook Reels. MY NICHE: Funny, shocking, family-safe, real-world American police comedy videos featuring a tiny 5-foot American police officer and a gigantic 12-foot tall muscular bodybuilder man in absurd arrest situations. The content must feel like a real person accidentally recorded an unbelievable funny public moment on an iPhone, not cinematic, not staged, not CGI-looking. MAIN STYLE LOCK: Every video must be: - Raw 15-sec...
This prompt is written for Seedance 2.0 and is really a prompt system, not a single shot prompt. If you use another model, strip out the character-count demand, the exact workflow steps, and the rigid second-by-second formatting first. Other models often ignore those constraints or break the scene continuity.
It assumes a 15-second vertical clip, mainly 9:16, with a raw handheld phone frame from about 15 meters away. It also builds around one continuous take, even though the setup asks for a separate 15-panel storyboard before the final video prompt.
It is tuned for fake-viral iPhone realism: daylight or streetlight, autofocus breathing, exposure flicker, accidental witness energy, and family-safe public comedy. The weak points are scale consistency, keeping the officer visibly tiny, and avoiding a glossy CGI giant or a cinematic police scene.
What you will actually edit most is the chosen arrest scenario and the location line. You can also swap the final gag beat, as long as the giant stays calm and harmless and the joke remains about size mismatch.
It assumes a 15-second vertical clip, mainly 9:16, with a raw handheld phone frame from about 15 meters away. It also builds around one continuous take, even though the setup asks for a separate 15-panel storyboard before the final video prompt.
It is tuned for fake-viral iPhone realism: daylight or streetlight, autofocus breathing, exposure flicker, accidental witness energy, and family-safe public comedy. The weak points are scale consistency, keeping the officer visibly tiny, and avoiding a glossy CGI giant or a cinematic police scene.
What you will actually edit most is the chosen arrest scenario and the location line. You can also swap the final gag beat, as long as the giant stays calm and harmless and the joke remains about size mismatch.
Questions about this prompt
Which models does this prompt work with?
It is written for Veo, Kling, Runway, Sora and Seedance. The scene direction is model-neutral; only the aspect-ratio line changes between them.
Can I use the output commercially?
Yes. Everything you generate from this prompt is yours to use personally and commercially.
What do I get when I unlock it?
The complete 811-word master prompt, copyable in one tap. A single purchase is permanent and stays in your library whatever your subscription does.
