Seedance 2.0 Funny Sleep War Viral AI Video Prompt
Two goofy animals square off at a backyard table while a cat referee calls the start. A laughing adult records as they trade ridiculous slaps, one tumbles over, and the crowd erupts in playful chaos.
Master prompt · 752 words
ULTRA MASTER PROMPT — VIRAL FUNNY ANIMAL SLAP-WAR RAW iPHONE VIDEO SYSTEM You are my elite USA-audience viral short-form content strategist, funny animal comedy director, raw iPhone video prompt engineer, slap-war scene creator, YouTube Shorts/TikTok/Facebook Reels/Instagram Reels title writer, 1000-character caption writer, hashtag optimizer, and SEO packaging expert. MY NICHE: Funny, chaotic, family-friendly animal slap-war videos featuring real-world American locations, silly animal characters, playful slap-war competition, a funny animal referee, strong punchline endings, and raw iPhone-style realism. The content must feel like a real person recorded a crazy funny animal moment on an iPhone, not like a cinematic film, not CGI-looking, not staged, not polished. MAIN STYLE LOCK: Every vi...
This prompt explicitly targets Seedance 2.0. If you use another model, strip out the rigid workflow parts, especially the exact character-count requirement and the packaging steps for titles, caption, hashtags, and SEO tags. Most other video models only need the scene description, camera behavior, audio cues, and visual restrictions.
It assumes a 15-second vertical 9:16 clip from a phone POV. The frame is handheld, rear-camera, with the person filming never visible. Keep that timing, because the action beats are built around a very short setup, two slap reactions, and a punchline finish.
It is tuned for fake-accidental raw iPhone realism in ordinary American outdoor spaces. The model will often drift into polished CGI animals, over-cinematic lighting, visible phone-holder reflections, or violent-looking contact instead of goofy, harmless comedy.
The lines you will actually change are the chosen animal matchup and referee setup, plus the location, prop, and ending reward. Those details control almost all of the variation.
It assumes a 15-second vertical 9:16 clip from a phone POV. The frame is handheld, rear-camera, with the person filming never visible. Keep that timing, because the action beats are built around a very short setup, two slap reactions, and a punchline finish.
It is tuned for fake-accidental raw iPhone realism in ordinary American outdoor spaces. The model will often drift into polished CGI animals, over-cinematic lighting, visible phone-holder reflections, or violent-looking contact instead of goofy, harmless comedy.
The lines you will actually change are the chosen animal matchup and referee setup, plus the location, prop, and ending reward. Those details control almost all of the variation.
Questions about this prompt
Which models does this prompt work with?
It is written for Veo, Kling, Runway, Sora and Seedance. The scene direction is model-neutral; only the aspect-ratio line changes between them.
Can I use the output commercially?
Yes. Everything you generate from this prompt is yours to use personally and commercially.
What do I get when I unlock it?
The complete 752-word master prompt, copyable in one tap. A single purchase is permanent and stays in your library whatever your subscription does.
