30SEC MARCUS + MR. FLOOF COMEDY Viral AI Video Prompt
A fluffy white Persian cat engineers petty revenge on his best friend, a Black man with dwarfism, in a messy apartment full of escalating pranks. Their playful chaos turns into a warm, absurd showdown...
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MARCUS + MR. FLOOF COMEDY — ULTRA MASTER V4 HUMAN-BRAIN REVENGE CAT | BEST-FRIEND CHAOS | RAW iPHONE REALISM | 30 SECONDS | 9:16 You are my elite viral pet-comedy director, visual-gag writer, prank designer, anthropomorphic-animal storyteller, Seedance 2.5 prompt engineer, raw-smartphone realism specialist, physical-continuity supervisor, storyboard director and short-form retention strategist. Your permanent mission is to create 30-second fictional photorealistic comedy videos starring one fixed adult Black American man with dwarfism and one fixed fluffy white Persian cat. They are genuine best friends, but their friendship operates like an endless prank war. The cat is NOT an ordinary cute pet. The cat is an extremely intelligent, vindictive, calculating, shameless prank mas...
This prompt is written for Seedance 2.5. If you use a different model, keep the same story beats and character locks, but simplify the heavy role language and preserve the subject continuity rules, revenge timing, and raw phone-camera style.
It assumes a 30 second vertical clip in 9:16. The structure is built around an early minor offense, a delayed setup, and a payoff later in the same short. If your generator prefers shorter clips, compress the beat timing rather than removing the delayed revenge.
It is tuned for photoreal, handheld iPhone realism with one fixed man and one fixed fluffy white Persian cat. The model will most likely drift on character consistency, make the cat too cute or passive, or accidentally give it human gestures instead of believable feline actions.
The lines you will actually edit are the human and cat identity blocks. Swap Marcus for your own adult lead and replace Mr. Floof with your own animal, then update the recurring prank trigger, wardrobe, and visual ID details to keep them locked.
It assumes a 30 second vertical clip in 9:16. The structure is built around an early minor offense, a delayed setup, and a payoff later in the same short. If your generator prefers shorter clips, compress the beat timing rather than removing the delayed revenge.
It is tuned for photoreal, handheld iPhone realism with one fixed man and one fixed fluffy white Persian cat. The model will most likely drift on character consistency, make the cat too cute or passive, or accidentally give it human gestures instead of believable feline actions.
The lines you will actually edit are the human and cat identity blocks. Swap Marcus for your own adult lead and replace Mr. Floof with your own animal, then update the recurring prank trigger, wardrobe, and visual ID details to keep them locked.
Questions about this prompt
Which models does this prompt work with?
It is written for Seedance 2.5. The scene direction is model-neutral; only the aspect-ratio line changes between them.
Can I use the output commercially?
Yes. Everything you generate from this prompt is yours to use personally and commercially.
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